"Surprisingly fun record ... merits continual spins. 'Handful' sounds like muzak gone wild ... A well balanced, often humorous concoction of underground delight." — Trent McMartin, MOTE mgzn
"An unlikely marriage of electronic experimentation and pop songcraft." — Kristen Davidson, The Big Takeover
"Campy, quirky ... Kraftwerk meets the Flaming LIps." — babysue.com
"Tons of musical talent, cool songs. SanApollo and friggin' Son." — HybridMagazine.com
"Simple, rewarding as white wine & a better-than-average joint." — indieville.com
"With a name like Rockteacher, you better have some mean licks in your bag, and he certainly does." — Ft. Wayne Reader, IN
"Matt Rockteacher's guitar licks cut through your cerebellum and go straight for your reptillian corplex... the whole crowd was crawling 3 songs into the set." — Sweet Crude Bill, Bay Area Songwriter
"Awesome group... Smokey Eyes lays it down." — BlogTV.com
"Smokey Eyes Need Fire is awesome!" — Justin Kutcher, Woozyfly.com
